Ghettocode

#!/usr/bin/perl
#
# iostat_gmetric:
#
# simple script to parse iostat output
# and push the data into ganglia
#
# iostat -x 20 | iostat_gmetric
# iostat -d 20 | iostat_gmetric
#
# tkimball Tue Apr 26 17:46:18 EDT 2011
 
use strict;
use warnings;
 
my $gmetric = '/usr/bin/gmetric';
my $gconf = '/etc/ganglia/gmond.conf';
 
if ( ! -x $gmetric )
{
    print "ERROR: Unable to execute $gmetric, exiting.\n";
    exit 1;
}
 
if ( !

#!/usr/bin/perl
 
use strict;
use warnings;
use vars qw($VERSION %IRSSI);
 
use Irssi qw(command_bind signal_add);
use HTTP::Request::Common;
use LWP::UserAgent;
 
$VERSION = '0.01';
%IRSSI = (
	authors		=> 'Taylor Kimball',
	contact		=> 'taylor@linuxhq.org',
	name		=> 'Unscramble',
	description	=> 'Cheating',
	license		=> 'GPL',
);

--- inc/My/SVN/Builder.pm	2007-12-26 21:30:26.000000000 -0800
+++ inc/My/SVN/Builder.pm.tkimball	2010-03-25 12:57:02.402926000 -0700
@@ -90,7 +90,6 @@
                  $Config{siteprefix};
 
     my %args = (
-        prefix => $prefix,
         libdir => File::Spec->catdir(
             $self->install_destination('arch'), 'Alien', 'SVN'
         ),
@@ -161,10 +160,10 @@
 
     _chdir_to_svn;
 
-    $self->_run("make install-lib")
+    $self->_run("make install-lib DESTDIR=\$RPM_BUILD_ROOT")
         or do { warn "installing libs failed"; return 0 };
 

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <time.h>
 
struct card {
    char sname;
    char lname[12];
    char suit[12];
};
 
char snames[14] = "A23456789TJQK\0";
 
char *lnames[14] = {
    "Ace",
    "Two",
    "Three",
    "Four",
    "Five",
    "Six",
    "Seven",

#!/usr/bin/perl
#
# Genreate A/PTR records off dhcpd config
# 
# Assumes the following layout
#
#  host host1-vlan1 {
#       hardware ethernet 00:16:3e:10:11:b3;
#       fixed-address 10.74.17.29;
#  }
# 
#  host host2-vlan2 {
#        hardware ethernet 00:16:3e:12:ee:79;
#        fixed-address 10.74.17.30;
#  }
 
use strict;
use warnings;
 
use constant DOMAIN => 'domain.com';
use constant LINES_BETWEEN_MATCHES => 2;
 
my $file = '/etc/dhcpd.conf';
 
if (( ! -e $file ) || ( ! -r $file ))
{
	print STDERR "Unable to read/open dhcpd config.\n";

# -*- mode: perl; cperl-continued-brace-offset: -4; indent-tabs-mode: nil; -*-
# vim:shiftwidth=2:tabstop=8:expandtab:textwidth=78:softtabstop=4:ai:
 
#
# This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
# it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
# the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the License.
#
# This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the

--- /usr/lib/spine/Spine/Plugin/RestartServices.pm	2009-04-07 12:17:40.000000000 -0700
+++ RestartServices.pm	2009-08-18 15:29:00.000000000 -0700
@@ -48,10 +48,9 @@
 {
     my $c = shift;
     my $rval = 0;
+    my %rshash;
 
     my $start_time = $c->getval('c_start_time');
-    my $service_bin = $c->getval('service_bin');
-
     my $startup = $c->getvals('startup');
     my $restart_deps = $c->getvals('restart_deps');
     my $touch = File::Touch->new( no_create => 1 );
@@ -68,22 +67,23 @@
 
     foreach my $entry (@{$restart_deps})
     {

#!/usr/bin/perl
 
#
# This is a very simple file size checking script.  It scans all files in 
# a specified directory for files which pass the specified thresholds.  The
# default notifications are 4GB for warning, and 5GB for critical.  Both 
# the thresholds and directory can be overwritten via the command line.
#
# Note that bz2, gz, and pid extensions are automatically ignored.
#
# $Id: check_local_logs,v 1.4 2007-08-28 22:26:05 taylor Exp $
#
 
use warnings;
use strict;
 
use File::Glob ':glob';
use File::stat;
use Getopt::Long;

#!/usr/bin/perl
#
# filerops: Gather statistics on NetApp filers
 
use strict;
use warnings;
use File::Basename;
use Getopt::Long;
 
sub usage
{
	my $script = basename($0);
	print <<USAGE
 
	$script -f <filer> -i <minutes> <-n|-s> [-o]
 
                -f <filer>  filer to gather stats from
                -h          this elite help menu, hack the planet
		-i <min>    interval in minutes before gathering data
                -n          gather nfsops statistics
                            netapp: nfsstat

#!/usr/bin/perl
#
# dhreport.pl: grab sshd/httpd versions from owned hosts
#	       return ownage if possible? :)
#
 
use strict;
use warnings;
use File::Basename;
use Getopt::Long;
use IO::Socket::INET;
use LWP::UserAgent; 
 
sub usage 
{
	my $script = basename($0);
	print <<USAGE
 
	$0 [ -f <file> -t <timeout> ]
 
		-f 	hosts.deny file to read from
			default: /etc/hosts.deny
 
		-t	timeout for outbound connections
			default: 4
 
	NOTE: hosts.deny file assumes 'sshd: <host>' format
 
USAGE
;
 
	exit 0;
}
 
 
my $opt = {};
GetOptions( $opt,